You’ve reached the next level of enlightenment, where you can almost see into the future—but mostly, it’s just visions of your past hyperfixations and that one embarrassing thing you did in middle school. With Third Eye Wide Open (But Still Lost), you’ll receive two randomly selected artisan soaps (aligned with the stars… or our best judgment) and their corresponding bath products to help you soak away existential dread. Perfect for those who want a little variety, a little mystery, and the comforting scent of a life that probably isn’t falling apart (at least, not today).