Slaphappy Beverage Company LLC

Mellocello

$6.99 - $59.99

Listen up, folks—we’re not here to peddle some lifeless lemon drink. Mellocello™ is bold, bright, and brimming with hemp-derived goodness. It’s the perfect balance of old-world tradition and new-school relaxation, packed into every sip

Crafted with natural lemon flavoring, cane sugar, and a touch of rebellious spirit, Mellocello™ takes you straight to the sun-drenched shores of the Italian coast—no passport required. Each bottle is lovingly handcrafted in small batches because we believe quality should never be mass-produced.


Need to unwind after a long day? Delta 9 THC Mellocello™ will have you feeling like you just hiked up Mount Vesuvius—minus the fiery explosion the next morning. Prefer something smoother? CBD Mellocello™ is as blissful as a sunset over the Bay of Naples, but without the "I should’ve stopped at two" regret. (P.S. CBD Mellocello™ is available only in our 750ml Still version—because some things are meant to be savored.)


NEW FORMATS, SAME VIBES

  • Mellocelloâ„¢ Original (750ml) – The O.G. of chill.
  • Mellocelloâ„¢ Carbonated (12oz) – Like a lemon spritz with a demp-infused wink.
  • Mellocelloâ„¢ Shots (2oz) – Big vibes in a small package.
  • Mellocelloâ„¢ CBD (750ml Still) – Smooth sailing, Italian-style.


So, pour a glass, kick back, and let Mellocello™ do the heavy lifting. No booze, no hangover—just pure, hemp-infused bliss.


21+ to consume


FDA DISCLOSURE: Products should be used only as directed.

The statements regarding these products have not been evaluated by the FDA. These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Consult your health physician before use.

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